Okay, everyone tell me the funniest story that has happened to you.

I just want to laugh right now, and want to hear some crazy or funny things that has happened to you. Let me know!

life · Uncategorized · work

The Truth about Retail

So if you’ve never worked retail then you do not know the true struggle. You feel like a doormat where people wipe their shitty people shoes on you. The customers treat you like you are a barely functioning human being. I’ve worked in retail for roughly two years and here are some of the crazy stories :

  1. A pale, flabby man changed in the corner of the store (stripped down to where he was only wearing boxers) instead of the going to the dressing room across from him.
  2. Someone literally took a shit on the floor.
  3. A customer told me to shove our store’s card up my ass…I should have considered it cause then I might have been able to leave.
  4. I almost witnessed a fight between our security guard and a group of customers that claimed their daughter was not stealing. We watched the video three times, and it showed her putting the jewelry in her purse, but no no she couldn’t have done that!
  5. A man walked up to my friend at work, and asked if he could spray the perfume on her so he could see how it smells on her skin.
  6. Someone literally stole several boxes of shoes then LEFT THEIR WALLET IN THE CART WITH THE EMPTY BOXES LIKE AN IDIOT!
  7. Lastly, the amount of worn shoes that people have returned is ridiculous. Can you be a decent human being? NO? Okay.

Some tips:

  1. You’re always wrong. You know you’re right? Nope, still wrong.
  2. No matter what you say, the customer still needs to hear your words come out of a manager’s mouth
  3. Don’t ever underestimate the simplest holidays… it’s still going to busy.

That’s all for now! I might keep these type of posts going! Bye for nooow.

life · Uncategorized

Mid-life crisis

So that title may have been misleading…maybe not. For some reason for the past few months every time I see old people, I want to cry. This is all due to the fact that one day, when driving home from work, I came to a fascinating realization that I’m going to get old one day, and that’s terrifying. I’m only 19 years old, so worrying about this stuff is silly, but not to me!!! Like the other day I was in my Zumba class at the gym and there was an old, tiny lady in the class as well. I instantly became depressed due to 90% of the fact that I’m going to get old, and 10% because she was doing just about as good as me. Do any of you get like this? Let me know.